census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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