Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i've created a new STD.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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