Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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