This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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