He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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