you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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