Quick, to the slutcave!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
then he tried to convert me to islam
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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