I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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