well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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