Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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