Nicole vs. Life
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around