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Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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(617): Why don't you ever send me any naked pics http://tfl.nu/oqg1

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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.

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(626): i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner. http://tfl.nu/vo3h

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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(253): My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair" http://tfl.nu/zzcb

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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm

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(440): One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm http://tfl.nu/xdgb

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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on

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(780): She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on http://tfl.nu/l1qo

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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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(205): we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with. http://tfl.nu/n5zf

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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.

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(703): Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor. http://tfl.nu/fx2a

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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

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(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it. http://tfl.nu/0dlq

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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.

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(503): Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously. http://tfl.nu/epia

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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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(601): I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha. http://tfl.nu/8fn5

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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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(260): just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead. http://tfl.nu/smv5

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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.

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(920): I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign. http://tfl.nu/97x1

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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.

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(815): I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost. http://tfl.nu/ucyv

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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday

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(925): Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday http://tfl.nu/d2se

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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.

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(905): i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth. http://tfl.nu/negs

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