I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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