how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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