I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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