i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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