Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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