That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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