This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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