She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My vagina is officially offended.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize
