she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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