People in love make me want to vomit
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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