i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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