mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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