Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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