oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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