I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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