Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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