So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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