Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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