My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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