I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
