Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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