Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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