if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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