Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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