I understand Curling. That high.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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