I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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