I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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