ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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