I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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