you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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