all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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