i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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