I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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