Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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