I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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