This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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