I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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