So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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