no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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