I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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