So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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