Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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