I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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